The Rules

Every food blog has a philosophy section. Ours is short, numbered, and legally binding (it is not legally binding).

1

No life stories.

The recipe begins at the top of the page. Your scroll wheel can finally rest.

2

No pop-ups.

We will not interrupt your cooking to ask for your email. We don't even want it.

3

No 40-photo scrolls.

One photo of the finished dish. You know what a diced onion looks like.

4

Real recipes only.

Everything here is actually cooked, in an actual kitchen, by an actual person who measured things.

5

Metric-friendly.

Weights included where it matters, because 'one cup of flour' is a range, not a measurement.

6

No SEO filler.

You will never read the phrase 'this easy weeknight recipe that the whole family will love' here. Except just then. Sorry.

7

The comments can stay.

If you made it and changed something, tell us. That's the only backstory we accept.