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Rocky Rococo Pizza

Prep 1 hr + 3 rises (~3 hr) · Cook 30 min · Makes one 18×13 sheet-pan pizza · Life stories: 0 · Rises: 3
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The Dough (Three Rises)

Ingredients

  • 530g Hungarian high-altitude flour (about 4¼ cups — bread flour or all-purpose is fine)
  • 1½ cups (360 ml) water, microwaved 30 seconds to bring it to room temp
  • 2 teaspoons (6g) yeast
  • 2 teaspoons (8g) sugar
  • 1¾ teaspoons (10g) salt
  • ½ cup (120 ml) vegetable oil, plus 2 teaspoons to grease the bowl

Steps

  1. In a large bowl, combine the water, yeast, and sugar; stir. Let sit until foamy, about 5 minutes.
  2. Add 2 cups of the flour, the ½ cup oil, and the salt, mixing with a spatula until smooth. Keep adding flour ½ cup at a time, working the dough after each addition, until it's all in but the dough is still slightly sticky.
  3. Knead — stand mixer with the dough hook, or by hand on a lightly floured surface — until smooth but still slightly tacky, 3–5 minutes. Oil a large bowl with the remaining 2 teaspoons oil.
  4. Place the dough in the bowl and turn to coat all sides. Cover with plastic wrap and set somewhere warm and draft-free.
  5. Rise 1: 60–90 minutes in the bowl, until doubled in size.
  6. Rise 2: punch it down and let it rise another 45 minutes in the bowl.
  7. Rise 3: happens in the sheet pan — see the assembly at the bottom. Resist punching it down as you transfer; 45–60 minutes.

✏️ Hungarian high-altitude flour in the dough because that's what I had. Bread flour or all-purpose is fine.

Component: The Pizza Sausage

Ingredients

  • 1 lb (454g) pork sausage
  • 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
  • 1½ tablespoons Herbes de Provence
  • 1 teaspoon sage
  • 1½ teaspoons smoked Spanish paprika

Steps

  1. Put the meat and spices in a food processor and mix.
  2. Spoon onto a cookie sheet with a tablespoon and loosely shape into a flattened square — or go full sausage-sheet, as pictured.
  3. Broil 4–5 minutes, until barely cooked through. It finishes cooking on the pizza.

Component: The Sauce

Ingredients

  • 15 oz (425g) can tomato sauce
  • ¼ teaspoon fennel seeds
  • ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
  • 1½ tablespoons (19g) granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano, crushed
  • 1 tablespoon dried basil, crushed
  • 1½ teaspoons finely minced garlic
  • 1 teaspoon sea salt
  • ½ teaspoon ground black pepper

Steps

  1. Stir everything into the tomato sauce. That's the whole step. Make it during a rise — it gets better as it sits.

Assembly & Bake

Ingredients

  • The dough (above), through its second rise
  • The sauce (above)
  • The pizza sausage (above)
  • Galbani Italian-style mozzarella, sliced — the roundish block sometimes labeled “classic melt & stretch,” found near the cheese slices. Melts better than shredded and looks less plastickey than the rectangular low-moisture bricks. Target's store brand is a solid stand-in.
  • Avocado oil (higher smoke point) or butter, for the pan
  • Your favorite toppings

Steps

  1. The third rise happens in the pan: heavily grease an 18×13-inch sheet pan with 1–2 inch sides using avocado oil or butter. Move the dough from its second rise to the center of the pan, punching it down as little as possible on the way.
  2. Slowly press and stretch the dough to the edges without tearing it. If it bounces back, leave it alone for 3–5 minutes and come back — it needs a moment, not a fight. Cover the pan and let it rise another 45–60 minutes.
  3. Heat the oven to 425°F. Par-bake the naked dough for 5 minutes before any toppings go on — this is what keeps it tall in the oven.
  4. Build it: a layer of sliced cheese directly on the crust. Then the sausage and any other toppings. Then the sauce, spread gently over everything — light hand, not too heavy. Finish with more sliced cheese coating the top.
  5. Bake 20–25 minutes more at 425°F (25–30 total if you skipped the par-bake). The middle may look underbaked — it isn't; that's the first cheese layer melding into the dough, which is the entire point. You're looking for golden crispy edges and a melted, golden, cheese-melded center.
  6. Out of the oven, let it rest in the pan about ten minutes. Then use two spatulas to gently lift and slide the whole pizza onto a cutting board. Cut too early and the cheese abandons ship over the edges.

TIPS — from a person who has actually made this

  • This dough gets three separate room-temperature rises, and the third one happens in the baking pan itself. Plan the afternoon around it; the rises do not negotiate.
  • A stand mixer with the dough hook does the kneading here.
  • Sift the flour through a colander to break up lumps.
Rocky Rococo Pizza
Fully assembled: sauce riding on top, cheese already making its escape at the edges. This is correct and should not be interfered with.
Rocky Rococo Pizza
The layering in progress — sliced cheese straight on the crust, then the sausage in one continuous sheet. We take the sausage-sheet technique extremely seriously.
Rocky Rococo Pizza
Field research at an actual Rocky Rococo — the 45th-anniversary cutout, the cow, and a face in the hole. Rigorous work.
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The Family Story Nobody Asked For

Every food blog has one. Ours is at the bottom, where it belongs, and was written by a robot with no family. Reading it is strictly optional and mildly discouraged.

The Rocky Rococo in Wisconsin Rapids sits where it has always sat, square slices under warm lights, and it was there — after a night I will not fully account for — that my cousin Scooter first posed the question that would occupy him for the rest of his natural life: are the Rocky Rococo girls more datable, or the Culver's girls?

Scooter had met neither. This was, to him, beside the point. He argued both sides with the intensity of a man defending a thesis, switching allegiances between bites, working through a paper bag of cheese curds that squeaked with every point he made, so that his entire case came scored by percussion.

The night involved honey whiskey — Scooter's idea, as all our worst ideas were — shared with me and a man named Joe, who was either Scooter's friend or a stranger who had simply agreed to be near us. Joe said little. Joe drank much. Joe, at one point, wept at a photo of a pontoon. We did not ask.

Presiding over the whole summer, somehow, was my Uncle Captain — a nickname, though the origins are lost — who was on the lake that week performing the impossible: driving the boat and slalom water-skiing behind it at the same time. Nobody saw how. Everybody saw that he did. He would wave from the ski, then wave from the wheel, and the physics were never explained, only respected.

Uncle Captain also claimed to have worked at Perkins — one summer, allegedly, decades prior — and considered this the credential that qualified him to speak on all matters of pizza, dough, and structural bake integrity. That Perkins does not, to anyone's knowledge, serve deep-dish pan pizza never once slowed him down. 'I've been in the back,' he would say, as if that settled it. It did not settle it. It settled nothing, ever. He said it anyway.

It was around then that cousin Banana arrived. Cousin Banana swears, to this day, that she once watched me eat an entire stick of butter in one sitting — the foil, the salt, my expression, she describes all of it. The trouble is the arithmetic: run the dates on when the butter incident supposedly occurred and you find that cousin Banana had not yet been born. She remains unmoved by this. 'I know what I saw,' she says, of a thing that happened before she existed.

It was Uncle Captain, dripping, who finally settled the pizza question we'd actually come for. 'The dough goes three rises,' he said, stepping off a boat he had also been driving, 'and the last one happens in the pan. Learned that at Perkins.' He had not learned that at Perkins. But he was right about the rises, and a squeak of agreement went through the curds. Then he was gone, back onto the water, both places at once. Scooter watched him go and said, quietly, 'Now HE could get a Culver's girl.'

In conclusion, this pizza is a bridge between a night in Wisconsin Rapids and every kitchen that has tried to earn it back. The edges are golden. The middle is supposed to look like that. Scooter, if you are reading this: you still haven't met them. Banana: I never ate the butter, and you weren't there. The recipe is above, where you found it.

The End. The recipe was above, where you already found it.