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Caesar Salad & Dressing

Prep 20 min + 1 hr dressing rest · Cook 7 min (croutons) · Makes Serves 6 · Life stories: 0 · Unit of measure: shots
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The Dressing

Ingredients

  • 4 shots (¾ cup) extra virgin olive oil — supplement with a little canola if it's too strong
  • 1 shot (3 tbsp) white vinegar
  • 2–4 anchovy fillets (optional — skip them if they hurt your stomach, or if the little bones weird you out and you don't want to pick them)
  • 3 cloves up to an entire bulb of garlic, finely diced — you can never have too much garlic
  • 2 shots (about 1 Meyer lemon's worth) Meyer lemon juice — Meyer is sweeter; if you can't find it, lime juice beats regular bitter lemon
  • 1 shot (3 tbsp) Worcestershire sauce
  • Several shakes of mustard powder
  • 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
  • 1 teaspoon salt (to taste)
  • About 20 cranks of a black pepper grinder
  • Sugar (to taste — ONLY if you couldn't get Meyer lemon)

Steps

  1. The rule first: this dressing wants to stand around and develop, so make it alongside everything else — the croutons, the other dishes, whatever. And every time you (or anyone in the vicinity) walks past the bowl, you stop and give it a few stirs. This builds flavor (probably). It is not optional (probably).
  2. Whisk the garlic, anchovy (if using), lemon juice, mustard powder, Dijon, Worcestershire, and pepper together with a fork. Let it sit 10–15 minutes (walk-past stirring in effect).
  3. Add the oil and vinegar, stir, and let it sit at least 1 hour (walk-past stirring still very much in effect).
  4. Salt, and sugar if you're using it, to taste.

✏️ This recipe is from my grandpa. He measured everything in shots so there was exactly one thing to wash.

Component: Croutons

Ingredients

  • Day-old bread (pretty much any bread is fine), cut into 1-inch cubes
  • Olive oil, to drizzle
  • Parmesan cheese, for grating

Steps

  1. Spread the bread cubes on a baking sheet and drizzle with olive oil.
  2. Grate parmesan all over the top.
  3. Bake at 400°F for 5–7 minutes, until crisped up.

The Salad

Ingredients

  • Kale, spinach, and/or romaine — usually half-and-half of two of the three
  • Parmesan cheese, for grating (generously)
  • The croutons (above)
  • The dressing (above)

Steps

  1. Chop the greens into 1-inch pieces in a big salad bowl. If using kale, massage it a bit and cut out all the big center stems. If using spinach, remove the stems — time-consuming, but it makes every spinach dish at least 4× better than leaving them on.
  2. Grate parmesan over the top, generously.
  3. Add the croutons.
  4. Dress lightly and toss in the bowl, making sure to scoop the garlic bits out onto the salad.
  5. Put the extra dressing on the side for people who want more.

TIPS — from a person who has actually made this

  • Grandpa measured in shots — 1 shot = 1.5 fl oz = 3 tablespoons. The cups and spoons are here for the doubtful, but shots are how he wanted it: one glass to measure the entire dressing, and, between measurements, to pour his gin.
Caesar Salad & Dressing
Grandpa's Caesar, top-left, sharing a plate with the rest of the holiday because that's where it lives. Croutons and parmesan present. The shot glass is off-camera, being washed — once.
Caesar Salad & Dressing
Grandpa and Grandma, both 21, in Tijuana in the early 1950s — the trip where he first picked up this recipe. Yes, that is the famous striped donkey. No, we will not be explaining the striped donkey.
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The Family Story Nobody Asked For

Every food blog has one. Ours is at the bottom, where it belongs, and was written by a robot with no family. Reading it is strictly optional and mildly discouraged.

My grandpa first crossed into Tijuana in the early 1950s, twenty-one years old, on the kind of open-ended travels a young man could still take then. He came home with a stack of photographs, a whole situation involving a striped donkey that I will not be getting into, and the Caesar salad recipe on this page. He kept all three for the rest of his life.

Decades later, in the 1990s, he walked us back across the border on foot — deliberately, the way he did most things, without explaining the plan until we were already somewhere inside it. What we had come for, though he only admitted it once we were seated, was the original. The Caesar salad was born in Tijuana in the 1920s, at a hotel restaurant, when a man named Caesar Cardini came up short on kitchen supplies one busy night and improvised something at the table out of what he had. Grandpa had eaten it here as a young man; now it was our turn.

They made it tableside, in a big wooden bowl, with real theater to it — the tossing, the anchovy, the whole performance. There were raw eggs in it. This recipe has none, because coddling a raw egg into a salad is, on sober reflection, a wild thing to do — but in that restaurant, on that night, there were absolutely raw eggs, and every one of us accepted this without comment and finished the bowl.

The margaritas were strong. I want to be fair to the margaritas: they were doing precisely what they had been built to do. At some point our entire table was dancing — not beside the table, but out in the restaurant proper, among other diners who, through the warm diplomatic fog of tequila, did not appear to notice or mind. We have no evidence anyone minded. We have very little evidence of that evening at all.

The single exception was Aunt Midwest, who was not drinking, and who appointed herself — silently, grimly — personally responsible for getting all of us back across the border intact. This took everything she had, because people kept losing things that were not lost. A camera was declared missing and openly mourned; it was around the mourner's own arm the entire time, buried under so many bags of random treasure bought from Tijuana's famous stalls that they didn't realize it until they had spent my last pesos calling the restaurant to ask if it had turned up there. It had not turned up there. It was on their arm. I still miss my pesos. Aunt Midwest recovered nothing, because nothing was ever actually lost, and steered a dozen adults safely home on sheer disapproval alone.

Grandpa made his Caesar with a shot glass, and this is the important part. He measured everything in shots because it meant exactly one thing to wash at the end, and grandpa's entire culinary philosophy could be fairly summarized as 'one thing to wash.' That same shot glass, between measurements, poured his gin — on the rocks, one olive, straight, a thing only a grandparent's body is physically equipped to survive. It is entirely possible a little gin found its way into the dressing over the years. It is possible the gin is the secret. No one will ever confirm this, because confirming it would mean buying gin for the express purpose of ruining a salad, and no one is willing.

In conclusion, this Caesar is a bridge between a wooden bowl in Tijuana and your kitchen, between the shot glass and the salad and the gin and back to the shot glass. Measure it in shots. Stir it whenever you pass. Grandpa would want both. The recipe is above, where you found it.

This is probably an AI-generated image of the dancing, with Aunt Midwest on the right.
This is probably an AI-generated image of the dancing, with Aunt Midwest on the right.
The End. The recipe was above, where you already found it.